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Im a pickle duck

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It doesnt suck

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My name is Turtle

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My imaginations fertile

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I swim all day

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What can I say

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I eat bread crumbs

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Its far from dumb

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I run the factory

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Busy as a bee

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But Im a pickle duck

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And it doesnt suck

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To the playground

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Sand in mounds

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Play all day

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What can I say

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Lots of green Jell-O

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It makes me really mellow

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I know a blue bunny

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Shut up!  Its not funny

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Her name is Bubbles

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She gets me into troubles

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She meows like a cat

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Think about that

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We order Spaghetti-Os at fancy Italian spots

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Theyre all-you-can-eat and we eat lots

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We like to play beach golf with purple balls

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We like to drive them into malls

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Well, me thinks that thats all there is

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Hope you paid attention, theres gonna be a quiz