One fine and sunny day

Three little bears went out to play

They ran in the forest, they swam in the stream

They ate chocolate Oreos with twice the cream

But then they decided to break all the rules

They robbed a convenience store

They took frozen burritos and more

Armed with some little plastic swords

They put several cashiers in the intensive care ward

One robbed a rich handicapped guy

He took all the stuff the mans money could buy

The bear took the snow-white Mercedes

Then drove around town and picked up the ladies

The bears then took an old womans purse

And that made the woman hiss, spit, and curse

The three bears ran away with her money

They took it and bought some gold clover honey

They were three naughty little bears

Even though they really didnt care

Theres no excuse for what the bears did

Even though they were only kids

Then they got arrested and rotted in jail

They couldnt get out cuz the judge refused bail

So a big, bald, tattooed, and mustachioed man

Ate the three bears since he thought they were ham